BUSHISMs 2000-2008
“Bushism” = President George W Bush’s occasional verbal lapses during his eight years in US office. Helluva funny!! Go on, read! 
“I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” - Washington DC, 12 May, 2008
“Information is moving. You know, nightly news is one way, of course, but it’s also moving through the blogosphere and through the Internets.” - Washington DC, 2 May, 2007
“That’s George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three - three or four books about him last year. Isn’t that interesting?” - Speaking to reporter Kai Diekmann, Washington DC, 5 May, 2006
“Those who enter the country illegally violate the law.” - Tucson, Arizona, 28 November, 2005
“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.” - Poplar Bluff, Missouri, 6 September, 2004
“The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorise himself.” - Grand Rapids, Michigan, 29 January, 2003
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again.” - Nashville, Tennessee, 17 September, 2002
“You teach a child to read, and he or HER will be able to pass a literacy test.” - Townsend, Tennessee, 21 February, 2001
AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVES –
“It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.” - Reuters, 5 May, 2000
“They misunderestimated me.” - Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November, 2000
MORE Bushisms here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7809160.stm
